Shut up already...

Whelp, I was on my way to school and about 1 minute away from my parking structure and a car hits me. I was making a left turn on a yellow light and this fucker runs the yellow/red light. They smashed into the back of the expedition and made me spin. Their bumper was attached to my wheel and messed up their car a lot. My car has a dent and a crack on the axel thing...it runs but the tire wiggles and the brakes a a little messed up. These kind of accidents are usually always the left turn person's fault (me), but I have a witness who said the car ran the yellow/red. Thats good, but this shit still sucks....fart on it.  

 I am watching an abortion video in women studies, and some man yelled at a clinic how God hates murders (because abortion is murder..). Then I thought about how murders who find religion and shit while they are locked up aren't as hated as the idea of abortion...because they accepted God into their lives. This shit is fucking stupid...get over it...abortion isn't a bad thing. There are too many people on this earth and when someone doesn't want another being...let them press the abort button. If a crackwhore prostitute gets pregnant...let that bitch abort. If you can't support a child and will just put it up for adoption...why not just abort it? Bleh

Whats been going on lately....?......wellll, 

-I hate group papers. They are nothing but trouble and I always have annoying shitheads in my group. Ugh. 
-Neville almost killed one of our chickens....he thrashed it. The chicken was bleeding and having trouble breathing. poor frin!
-I only have 2 classes this week and then sPrInG bReAk!#@#@!!!! Also, Passover is Saturday....STOKED. Matzo balls soup is my favorite!!!!! :D 
-Mamsey has a new breakfast nook...shes so cute and cuddly inside it. Hahahaha. The problem with her is that she has lost about 5 pounds, and I need to take her to the vet. Stinker butt.
-Alex hates me

Dingle Fart.

Laterzz

I am in my women studies class right now, and am about to shoot myself. This class is one of the worst classes ever. The teacher has a giant accent, and I can't understand her 80% of the time. About half the class is not paying attention...watching videos on their iphones or texting. Fuck my life right now...there is still another 45 minutes here. My head hurts and am really tired...6 hours of sleep is not enough for me. RAWR....

Blah blah blah...women suck...blah blah

Cheegman has come in my room about 5 times asking if she can borrow cds. She has friends over and they need awesome music to listen to...like death cab, the fratellis, rilo kiley, and arcade fire. Really Teagan? ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...I hate stinky ninth grade poopies. Plus it doesn't help that she is a clunker butt and opens doors extremely loud and runs into everything. She scared Mamsey 3 times and made me trip over her. Fuckin Cheeg...why?

Diddly Widdly Piddly Doooooooo.

What the freakin heck...I have a stinkin cold. My nose is all weird and i have a cough. Ugh. Good news is that Cursive is playing in March and I am sooooooooooooooooooo excited. Im going and will hopefully make out with T-Kash. :D

I got a one pound box of see's candies today....ruroh. I am going to finish it off in like 2 days, and gain 5 pounds. Weeeee.....

School is starting up again...next tuesday. I don't want to go, but kinda do at the same time. I only have to go to school tuesday, wednesday and thursdays. Now I will have 4 day weekends. Wooooo.

Im boring, and am going to go watch Futurama.

I have come to the conclusion that political science teachers hate me. I need to interview one for a paper thats due FRIDAY...and I have been denied twice and unaswered twice. What the freaking heck? This is a bunch of bullshit. I feel helpless and retarded. POoooop

Today I had a person in my art class say "Fuck you" and flip me off. I love CSUNians.

Welllllll....I love 4 day weekends. Feels grooood! Anyways, I got a new pup pup...his name is Neville, and I got him from Alex's mom.  He loves to sleep...a lot!!! My mom decided to nickname him sharptooth...because he has sharp teeth. She is very clever. Hahaha. Of course my dad was VERY thrilled to have a new animal in the house...especially a week before his birthday. Haha....poor Elliott.


In other news, Kayleigh was watching Roseanne today and saw this...

On the clipboard there is a Black Flag "My War" sticker on it. Hahahaha.

Whatever...it made me giggle.

In other news, first week of school has been completed....it was alright. My classes seem pretty good, and hopefully do-able. Unfortunately, I don't really enjoy random people talking to me about shit. I had someone talk to me and tell me that I am like a "rebel person". Fuck off.

In conclusion, Boy Meets World Rules. I love Eric Matthews....

 I feel like shit. 

I don't understand why it is so hard for me to express myself...I feel like an idiot, or actually just a shithead. I don't want to be in this room right now...I want to go walk, but if I were to do that I would end up getting shot or fucked. That would be...lovely...anyways. As of now I feel like the most repulsive person on this planet, and feel really akward. Fuck....I can't even find any words to express anything. Im so frusterated! There is probably no reason for me to be feeling this way, but my mind just won't shut up. Maybe its a good thing that school is starting...keep my mind busy with stuff that matters...kinda. I have no clue as to where all this came from, but I really don't appreciate it. Whatever...fsu

 

Hahahahaha

Alrighty, first post since I have been home. I have been home for almost a week now...I am still a little jetlag. Bleh. This trip was awesome, but also irritating as fuuuck. Let me just tell you that the newly 14 year old Teagan is a demon child now...and seems as if she is just getting worse with age. Damn it. I think I (plus the rest of the family) made her cry a minimum of 10 times. Whoops. Apparently her friends are more important/better that her family...ugh that age. Also she doesn't feel like she is part of our family...WHAT THE FUCK TEAGAN...taking you on a $25,000 trip to Europe WITH YOUR FAMILY doesn't make you feel apart of the family. What a fool. Very irritating! Anyways...I love Switzerland. The area we stayed at is the most beautiful place. You look to one side...theres the Swiss Alps....the other side....2 waterfalls. We were in the middle of it all. Gloooorious. Italy was really cool as well, but I shvelted a lot and didn't appericiate being in museums that had no airflow, but a million bodies in there. Hua. So we went to Rome, the Amalfi Coast, Tuscany (Siena, Florence, Pisa, and Venice), and the Dolomites. Saw maaaannny famous sights and pieces of art. Then the Dolomites were spectacular. They are the Italian Alps....and wow, sooooo beautiful. Oh yeah...and Amsterdam....hahaha. I love sex and weed....thats all. Haha. Even though the trips was fun-filled and amazing...it feels good to be home again. I missed Mamsey and Alex a lot....and I am still missing Brooke. I feel like I know how Brooke feels when I leave. It suckkkks. Hurry up and get hereeee!!!

Oh yeah....fuck college. Had to go to CSUN today to talk about how to decide on what major I want. Fuck that. Blah Blah Blah....Majors...Blah Blah Blah....Jobs.....Blah Blah Blah....No Wasting Time. SHHHHHHHHHHHHH. 

I want to see the Dark Knight already...stop telling me how good it is. Blah

Toodles.

I am leaving in 26 hours...oh geez. I am freaking out about this trip. 6 weeks....holy crap. The longest I have ever been away from home. This is crazy. I am going to miss my lil frinz (Brooke, Alex, .....and I guess Daniel). Oi. But I know it will be the best trip ever. Very excited for Switzerland...and Belgium chocolate. Weowwww.

I think I have a brain tumor. I seem to be getting lots of headaches recently. Uhoh...

I named my phone, his name is Mr. Habberdash....Billy Habberdash to be presise.

7 days of school left...3 day weekend...GABBA WAHOOSKY!

Somebody save me from my buttface-ness

I hate college...why am I going?